It took 9 episodes into South Park’s present run, however Secretary of Battle and Content material King extraordinaire, Pete Hegseth, lastly made his debut among the many Trump lackeys. Hegseth’s spot-on portrayal of a bumbling narcissist obsessive about creating Instagram Reels got here amid a particular Thanksgiving-themed episode of the Comedy Central collection known as “Turkey Trot” airing on November twenty sixth.
Consistent with the episode’s title, the A narrative revolved across the city’s annual 5K Turkey Trot, which this 12 months was generously sponsored by the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia. “I imply they’re giving cash to everybody else, why not us?” rationalizes Skeeter, an area city service provider, throughout a group assembly. The one caveat after all is “disparaging remarks towards the royal household are strictly prohibited.” (It’s price noting that the episode comes as Comedy Central’s mother or father firm, Paramount, is reportedly partnering with three Arab sovereign wealth funds in a bid to accumulate Warner Bros.)
After studying that the winner of the Turkey Trot wins $5,000, Cartman recruits Token to be a part of his staff. “I’m a racing science expertise, and the info exhibits your race at all times win races,” he says as a part of his pitch.
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Enter: Pete Hegseth, who descends on South Park as a way to free Trump ally Peter Thiel (who was arrested in the course of the earlier episode). “Simply get us the prisoner, it doesn’t matter what it takes,” Trump calls for of Hegseth, earlier than including, “And don’t simply make a bunch of content material. Like really go and do one thing.”
Nevertheless, Hegseth’s mission is sidetracked after he errors the Turkey Trot for an “Antifa rebellion.” “We’re being fired upon! Make sure you like and subscribe!” exclaims Hegseth. However towards his needs, he’s quickly strengthened by fellow content material creator, Director of Homeland Safety Kristi Noem. “Stand down, Homeland Safety, that is our content material!” calls for Hegseth. Noem disregards his order, firing just a few rounds right into a canine.
All of the whereas, Cartman faces his personal predicament: Token decides to sit down out of the race after studying Saudi Arabia is the sponsor. When his efforts of persuasion fail, he resorts to drastic measures: stealing Token’s XBOX and difficult Token to race him by the end line.
The episode culminates in an epic parody of Kenny Loggins’ “Hazard Zone,” reimagined as “Pete Hegseseth Is a Fucking Douche.” “Performing like a tricky man, posing around the globe / Making a number of content material, like a teenage lady,” go the lyrics.
The theme tune is brief lived: Hegseth is arrested by Detective Yates and positioned in the identical jail cell as Theil. “They’re all going to pay for this,” Theil warns because the credit start the shut, setting the stage for what ought to be one hell of a season finale on December tenth.
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— Alex Haha 🃏 (@DevilsAdvocateC) November 27, 2025
